Memorable Gompers Quotes

1. In reference to the excitement of riding in our securtiy golf cart, "Yeah, it's fun until you're chasing all those motherf#$%ers around! I ain't never hit no kids though. Chris, on his first day, hit a kid and broke that bas@#$#'s arm!" Glad she's a security officer
2. In reference to a student not performing very well on her homework, "Maaaaan, I was DRUNK last night! Can't say no to that Hennessy!"
3. "Do you think my probation officer is going to be mad that I've missed two days this week? I'm on probation cuz they found my gun"
4. "My child was not smoking pot on this campus! He smoked BEFORE he got to school!"
And other notables:
5. In reference to students fighting over who was my favorite, "Ms. Haskin said I make her laugh more than anyone and I'm the reason she's coming back next year!"
6. "Ms. Haskin, for a tall lady, you have really nice feet"
7. "You are crazy Ms Haskin.....but I love you" (written by a student who had taken a vow of silence in hopes of getting better work habits/cooperation grades....and is GRADUATING!!!!)
8. "Gompers is a special school under special circumstances" a note on a newsletter from our principal
9. In reference to a call over the walkie-talkies carried by administration team, "We need a wheelchair in room 76. Mr. Foulkes has been hit by a skittle!"
10. On the morning announcements, "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United State of America and to the ...uh, uh.....nevermind, I can't remember the rest of it and I know you're not listening anyways...." from the assistant principal himself.

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